Great Article from The New Yorker, "Playground Purgatory"

Came across a funny piece in The New Yorker over the weekend, "Playground Purgatory."  Just want to share the link: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/05/18/playground-purgatory.  I know that some of this will resonate with some of you.  For me, the bit about giving yourself a haircut...  Read on.